Big news today: our economy is in the toilet. But there is a plan to bail out those hardest hit: CEOs. And also, in case you didn't know, you're paying for it when tax time comes around. Don't expect those potholes in the neighborhood to get filled for quite a while. That stuff's on the backburner. Sounds totally awesome right? Well, if you are one of the lucky few getting bailed out by the government, you might want to do some retail investing. Why not the overpriced Angelina Jolie doll?
Artist Noel Cruz created this Angelina Jolie doll which has sold on eBay for over $3000. It is described by some as "so lifelike it's creepy." Now I love Angelina Jolie's commitment to causes and that she sees herself as a global citizen and all, but it isn't like she was all that lifelike to begin with. I mean, she has a vacant stare cultivated by years of growing up and eventually working in Hollywood. The doll actually looks a tad bit healthier. Far creepier is the eBay ad for the doll, which indicates that you will be paying for just the doll, not the clothes. But not to worry, "she will arrive in a modesty wrap."
Gross.
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