Parlez-vous goth?

I took a few online quizzes, and I am apparently not really all that goth. I got "old goth" on one of them, which indicated that I probably don't try too hard to be goth (true), and on one site I got "corporate goth" because I apparently don't wear enough black lipstick. The times they are a changing. I am, however, a hipster. If you look it up on the urban dictionary, the third definition says:

You, for reading ironic, pseudo-intellectual dictionary entries on the word "hipster".

Whatevs.

GothorNot.com

I forgot about this amazing site where you rate goths on their gothiness. Based on Hot or Not.com, which is also pure evil. It totally rules because most goths won't give high praise to others, and so you could literally be someone who shape-shifts into a bat and still get maybe 50%.

Speaking of bats, I was talking to M. about my expectations of the crowd at the Nick Cave show Weds afternoon, and he asked if I would be surrounded by "people crying into their bat-shaped pillows." Which was funny, but also made me want one, you know, just for tears.

I will settle for this pillow: