Reach Out and Touch Faith

24 year-old coworker: "What are you listening to?""
Me: "Depeche Mode."
Co-worker: "What is it?"
Me: "DEPECHE MODE"
Co-Worker: "No, I mean, is that like a band or a person?"
Me:"C'mon, are you being serious?"
Co-Worker: "Yeah."
Me: "Just fucking Google it, because I can't believe you don't know who Depeche Mode is."
Co-Worker: "What songs do they do."
Me: "Like a thousand songs that everyone knows. I can't even talk to you about this. Just...no."

And then I sadly died of old age.