why people hate blogs

Remember when people with cell phones were thought of as jerk offs who thought they were sooo important they needed to be reached at all times? Now it's like a ridiculous "necessity." I am the guiltiest of the guilty. My cell phone, a T-Mobile Dash, is the worst cell phone of all time. It's battery wore down to zero bars before the end of the day if you made NO phone calls. Forget it if you got a text message or answered a call. Totally off. It also started to do weird things like make noises that weren't any of the programmed sounds, or turn off for no reason and not turn back on. So I asked for a replacement, along with a new battery. It worked great for oh, 5 days. Then it was back to its old tricks. And it's like I have been denied the right to drive or something. "Can't I just have a cell phone that works? Jesus! Why me?"

I am one year into my two year contract, and thus cannot get another phone without paying full price. So bought a Blackberry (the phone I would have bought had I not been a cheap ass) via e-bay. Half the price if I went to the store, and I got all giddy with excitement. Over a cell phone. Have I mentioned that I'm a jerk off who thinks I'm sooo important I need to be reached at all times?
Isn't it pretty?

More interesting, but no more important, what do you all think of Michael Ian Black's pseudo rivalry with David Sedaris? I am in love with him kind of.